Jeremy Clarkson will most likely jizz in his pants when he gets to see this movie…
They say “Quit while you’re ahead”… Sounds like a solid advice, P.Jackson should have taken it into consideration. Instead, he went ahead and delivered this pittiful excuse of a Tolkien-based material for a movie.Read more "The Hobbit: The battle of the five movies, from which P.Jackson used shit from…"
So without further ado, here is my pitch for a Godzira rebootRead more "Godzira: Revisited"
Oh well, there goes the neighbourhood.Read more "The age of trailers is upon us"
It’s 03.42, I just came back from watching Interstellar and I am in a state of trance.Read more "Interstellar overdrive"
So now I come back to you at the turn of the tide.Read more "Of spiders, lizards, racoons and other disasters, part I"
A guy with his dog walks in a park, time is late afternoon, location is random urban environment. The guy stops, goes for the dog’s collar and unlocks the line. The dog jumps and breaks into a run…. Then they both EXPLODE in a huge fireball, engulfing everything in its path, causing secondary explosions of […]Read more "Iron Man 3 review: Why I hate Michael Bay"